Fuckin Kiddin Me...

I didnt post this on vintage vadge dot com because cussing will get you banned. But here at Nicks Blog you can express yourself as necessary. Below is a quote from Arielle Martin who made her triumphant return to "normal" BMX after her stellar SX career, if you can even call it that, anyway she squidded out all goonball status on a small ass jump at a rodeo arena race and ate shit. Her helmet she claims wasnt too tight and thats what got her chin all scuffed up. Hello dummy you ate shit and your chin is the lowest thing that hangs from your helmet you scuffed it because you ate shit. I have watched a few of her comments and she blamed ruts and stuff... HAHA ruts? What is this the 125 Lites main at SF SX? Its Indoor dirt that is all but perfected and smooth as shit so a rut wasnt anywhere around you. Admit you squirrel'd it out it happens to everyone. Now the quote below is what really made me let loose...


"I'm still unsure as to how the crash happened. My best guess is once I saw how much speed I gained on Dom as I launched the lip I must have thought I was going to land on her rear wheel so I threw left and didn't have time to correct. That or I possibly caught one of the ruts leading up to the lip that sent me sideways as I launched. Either way... lesson learned. Strap your helmets tight kids even when its first moto."

Now your blaming Dom? HAHA you couldnt hit her rear wheel unless you were in staging she mopped the floor with your ass all weekend and now your placing blame or let me correct your "best guess" was you gained so much speed on her- PAUSE... it was coming out of a turn and was a pure straight away. Are you telling me you horsed Dom down a flat out straight away? PFFFFFT Fuck outta here. Someone get this girl a DOT approved helmet and pull her USA Cycling access to Colorado and the SX hills in general cuz the altitude is really getting to this girls head.

"Lesson Learned" ... haha the only lesson you need to learn is stay at the secluded SX track and get a new helmet with option 2010 Jofa style guard, and do yourself a favor unplug your computer because you are obviously seein stars still, and I aint talkin the red white and blue ones on the back of Doms jersey. USA Cycling you got another Cisar on your hands cuz this chick is fuckin HIGH. HAHAHAHA Its all for jokes laugh or take it serious, either way next time I squid out which should be very soon Im just blaming Redman for distractin me, or the chubby mom in the stands for me losing focus...