Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Coming Up?



Haha Lloyd and I have talked about doing a little interview for some time over at fatbmx.com and we finally knocked it out yesterday over email in about 5 minutes.

http://www.fatbmx.com/modules/news/article.php?storyid=7109

Sponsor Plugs- Check. Shit talk- Check.

Also I got a funny thread jack that I took off www.BMXNews.com and it was about road tripping haha roybal is a funny funny man.

My 15 tips for travel ......
1) Bring a DS !!! Mario Kart competition on the road !!!!
2) Dont take Nick Valencia
a) he has been known to run out of gas like he did on the way to the Grands last year!
b) His ipod is full of Lil' Wayne and other rappers that yell and curse all song long!!!
c) You'll end up hanging out at some shady club with alotta chubby girls ( NicksFav!)
d) The chances of getting choked out and thrown outta the club increase 10 fold
e) He's a texting driver, and does both wayyyy to fast and not very good
3) get an iphone ( cause Nick is always lost)
4) Make sure you have hella munchies!
5) Take Nick Valencia
a) he always has (chubby) ladies around him ( which means you do too)
b) comedy galore (random "Valencia's" are shot out regularly)
c) he showers
d) you know there is one guy in the car you can snap !
e) he's always able to go cause he dosnt have a job!
f) if you dont he'll be back at your house with your lady as soon as you pull outta the drive way!

Life is good.

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