Ummmm I know a shady playground drawing when I see one. Inappropriate. Ill start with the shadyness and the overall BS that is the tax system in the united states. For years Ive been a hard working citizen of this beautiful country, paid my taxes out of every single check I ever recieved. For every $1,000.00 I generate my take home check is roughly $750.00, Im fine with that. The way I see it the government builds the roads, highways, and whatever and I use them for free. So I chalk it up to whatever. True enough a good chunk goes into the ficticious scam known as social security which wont even be available to me but thats a whole nother blog LOL. So anyway each year Ive gotten back a few hundred bucks out of the thousands I paid in and was happy about it. All was well. Then comes 2011... This son of a bitch Uncle Sam is tellin me I owe him $560? Listen here you thieving asshole I have paid in more than my fair share and done plenty for my country. I've even supported several Indians through generous casino contributions, these are Indians that you (not me) stole land from in the first place! Did I tell you to go stick your nose into Iraq? No. Simply blowing up a few buildings was fine with me after 9/11. I felt patriotic and we flexed our American muscle. Did I tell you to send the hubble telescope trotting around the planet to send back images of earth? Hell no. We have photoshop and can create images all day of the earth. For Free. Did I authorize to send 100,000 US soldiers to North Korea? Nope. So lookie here uncle scam, you wanna have all these million and trillion dollar ventures thats a ok with me. But dont tax the shit outta me when Im busting my tail working 3 jobs this year, which none have even fuckin insurance! Thats my anti tax sentiment.
Now onto the goodness.Jump2Jump is rockin again! Al recruited some noob rider that I had to basically train from scratch. The kid has some hope but definitely not too much skill. The only good thing about him was he could barspin, and at least his wife was smokin hot. Ha. Anyway keep an eye out for sheesh cant even remember his name. Ryan Nyquil or something or other. He was having a tough time bunnyhopping some teachers at the beginning of the show so I told him his bike setup was all wrong. He definitely had a seat post that was about 5inches out of the frame. I thought he showed up on a road bike it was so high. Then this kid... 4 pegs? What is this 1997? Expendable 1? Who rides 4 pegs? What jump2jump show even features grinds? Get a clue man. So anyway I look his bike over and its decent, but for some reason the kid just couldnt bunnyhop high. I tell him to practice a little bit and I keep hearing a jingle... I check his bike over and its dialed, so Im like dude you have change in ur pockets? Whats your deal... I pocket check him and sure enough he has like 7 X Games medals in his pocket? I didnt bother to ask how he obtained them ( I quickly alerted Joey Garcia the true Nor Cal Baller to check his medal collection because some short red headed guy robbed his house surely ) and we got back to the show. The kid rode well and if he keeps practicing enough he could turn out to be a decent back up to the great main rider that is MYSELF the pride of the Jump2Jump shows! Show was good. Carrie Nyquil was in the house, and passed on my invitation to dinner but thigns are looking up. Thats it for now ladies and gents...
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